Various Cristiano Ronaldo Photos

Cristiano Ronaldo. Manchester United v Dynamo Kiev Football match [aka soccer.] Old Trafford, Manchester, England. A European Champions League game.

Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo laughs as he trains at their Carrington training complex in Manchester, England, Monday April 28, 2008, ahead of their Champions League semi final second leg soccer match against Barcelona.

Portuguese forward Cristiano Ronaldo (R) embraces a teammate after the Euro 2008 Championships Group A football match Czech Republic vs. Portugal on June 11, 2008 at Stade de Geneve in Geneva, Switzerland. Portugal won the match 3-1.

Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo, center, celebrates winning the English Premier League at Old Trafford Stadium, Manchester, England, Sunday May 13, 2007.

Cristiano Ronaldo Photo

Don't ask me why I walked by this store twice before I noticed Cristiano, one of my favorite players, but noticed Zlatan right away. I'm so ashamed. And why didn't I notice Luca Toni at my departure gate in Venice until after I got home and looked through the photos?? And I'm not even going to go into the Totti sign I missed in the Vatican. I'm gonna have to blame exhaustion. I'm so disappointed in myself.