Larry King thinks he got the hot interview of the century (top THAT, Anderson) but little does he know that the Paris Hilton interview may be the most challenging of his long career.
How so? Consider. After these three questions - what was it like in jail? Do you really plan to change your image? And what happened with all that business at NBC (and Babs)? - there's not much ground left to cover. A woman of semi-precise diction who tends to express her thoughts monosyllabically (see: "The Simple Life," all editions), Paris should finish those questions off in about 28 seconds.
So Larry needs help. Here are some other suggested questions for when the well, so to speak, runs dry:
- What do YOU make of "The Sopranos" ending?
- Rupert Murdoch and the "WSJ:" Bad idea or good?
- How 'bout those Mets?
- Where would the Yanks be without A-Rod right now? Please discuss.
- Who is your favorite "SponegBob SquarePants" character (and if Patrick, please discuss)?
- I was at a Hilton lately, and they didn't give me enough towels. Thoughts?
- Pick a number between one and ten.
- Watched any good movies lately...oops, sorry, they don't show those in prison (do they?)
- Have you ever watched this show?
- Do you know who I am?
How so? Consider. After these three questions - what was it like in jail? Do you really plan to change your image? And what happened with all that business at NBC (and Babs)? - there's not much ground left to cover. A woman of semi-precise diction who tends to express her thoughts monosyllabically (see: "The Simple Life," all editions), Paris should finish those questions off in about 28 seconds.
So Larry needs help. Here are some other suggested questions for when the well, so to speak, runs dry:
- What do YOU make of "The Sopranos" ending?
- Rupert Murdoch and the "WSJ:" Bad idea or good?
- How 'bout those Mets?
- Where would the Yanks be without A-Rod right now? Please discuss.
- Who is your favorite "SponegBob SquarePants" character (and if Patrick, please discuss)?
- I was at a Hilton lately, and they didn't give me enough towels. Thoughts?
- Pick a number between one and ten.
- Watched any good movies lately...oops, sorry, they don't show those in prison (do they?)
- Have you ever watched this show?
- Do you know who I am?
PARIS HILTON AND LARRY: The Interview
Paris, this is a picture of the guy who will be interviewing you on Wednesday. His name is Larry King. Please keep this picture handy, in case you forget.
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